Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Birds & the bees

B: Daddy, look what Kenai and Josie are doing!

[M looks out the dining room window to see Kenai vigorously humping Josie in the backyard.]

M: Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh..... [imagining B explaining how dogs do the nasty to his kindergarten friends]

B: Josie is trying to give Kenai a piggy-back ride!

M: Yes, yes she is. [audible sigh of relief]

2 comments:

pittmane said...

Lucky for us (sarcasm here) - we have a horse breeding farm. I'm absolutely sure our boys will know all about the birds and the bees from a very very young age.

kitchu said...

so glad you posted THIS story. i am laughing just as hard as i did when i heard it the first time!