Monday, June 18, 2007

Why you shouldn't argue with a preschooler

It's pointless. You can't win. Logic is useless. Examples (I'll leave it to you to figure out who is who in these):

Is 65mph the "speed limit," or the "speed lemon?"
What letter comes after L? "M" or "menno?"
Mommy, am I four yet? No, you're still three. NO! I'M FOUR!
What number comes after thirteen? Fourteen, or eleventeen?

8:30pm UPDATE: Apparently I was wrong (I was informed of this in no uncertain terms about two minutes ago). It goes eleven, twelve, thirteen, sixteen, eleventeen, twenty-two. Duh!


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