When kittens attack

If you've ever visited our house, you know that we don't keep our toilet paper on a holder on the wall, like most people do -- we keep it in a drawer (if you have visited our house and did not know this, I apologize -- I hope you didn't sit on the toilet for too long before you discovered the kleenex). There's a very good reason for this. If we keep it out, it's only a matter of minutes before our sweet, demure little Kitten, the cat who's afraid of her own shadow, does this:



And she does this with her TEETH! Not her claws. I've seen her in action. The same thing happens to paper towels, which are now always kept in the cupboard under the sink at our house.

So this is where toilet paper goes in our house: