Funny

I got this from Alana and it is just too good not to try.

Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...



1) Your name? J(abbreviated to protect the more-or-less innocent)

A girl that works in a shop and is very lazy. (Better than the second definition, at least: One who has an extemely large ass.)


2) Your Gender? Girl

The creation of satan. designed to destroy the existence of mankind.


3) One of your friends? Missy

Girls who like to run around naked and throw their clothes into trees (actually, I'm breaking the rules here for my own pleasure -- this is the second definition. The first definition was: Noun, Person, Informal)


4) What should you be doing? Working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.


5) Favorite color? Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.


6) Where were you born? Maryland

The state with the biggest identity crisis in America. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are extremely ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. Balto is the heroine capital of the world. Suburbs like Potomac are Bethesda are among the richest and most well educated in the country, and populated by lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who drive Benz's. To the far west, you have the type of hicks that live in West Virginia up in the Appalachian mountains. To the south and the east you have the kind of hicks you might find in Mississippi. In Ocean City you have retired people who decided to go live on the beach. Around the bay area, you have a lot of fisherman. Maryland may be mixed up, but the crabs are damn good.


7) Month you were born? November

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.


8) Last person you talked to/texted on the phone? M(abbreviated to protect the not-really-innocent-at-all)

A dirty **** who stinks really ******* bad
(jeez, someone must have dated a person of this name and had it end very badly, because there is a lot of hate in that definition)


9) Your pet's name? Lulu

A character from Final Fantasy X who is borderline goth, uses dolls as weapons, and is as volumptuous as f***.
(Can you spell I-L-L-I-T-E-R-A-T-E? Good, now spell "voluptuous.")


10) Your last name? B(abbreviated...well, you know why)

The famed [creature]-like creature popularized in such video games as [name of a collection of video games]. This is the pre-royalty title of the villian. He lived with his parents until he was 25, brooding on his own inadequacy. When he inherited his rich grandmother's isolated castle located past [??] infested deserts, caves, and mountains, he decided it was time to look for company. His obsession with [fake royalty] eventually led to him meeting [a character] and they instantaneously became rivals for her affection. But we all know it is [another character] who does all the work.
What?
No you suck.
(seriously, that's how this definition ended)

It's Friday

Now playing at a blog near you, thanks to Friday5.org.

1. What were the circumstances surrounding your last all-nighter?
Not as exciting as the circumstances might have been a decade ago, I'm afraid. Back in those days, it probably would have involved getting a little tipsy, dancing 'til dawn, and stopping for breakfast on the way home. In reality, it was covering the 2006 election. I arrived at work at 5pm on election day, and left early in the afternoon the next day. It's actually pretty fun, but only if you're a totally wonky politics geek like me.

2. What’s your favorite stay-awake-and-alert food or drink?
Coffee. Brewed super-strong, made with about a 1/2 cup of hot milk (you have to time it just right, so you nuke it until it's on the verge of boiling, but it doesn't actually boil over -- makes it nice and frothy) and a heaping teaspoon of turbinado sugar. Mmmmm....must go make another cup right now....

3. What are you most likely to be doing when you’re up in the late, late hours of the night?
Getting the Bee back to sleep. Fortunately, this doesn't happen very often anymore (sound of me knocking on wood)

4. In what way does your personality change when you are sleep-deprived?
C-R-A-N-K-Y

5. If you get home extremely tired and extremely hungry, which need are you most likely to satisfy first?
The hunger. The sound of my tummy growling would keep me awake.

Now how 'bout you? Leave me a comment with a link if you choose to play.