B: Daddy, look what Kenai and Josie are doing!
[M looks out the dining room window to see Kenai vigorously humping Josie in the backyard.]
M: Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh..... [imagining B explaining how dogs do the nasty to his kindergarten friends]
B: Josie is trying to give Kenai a piggy-back ride!
M: Yes, yes she is. [audible sigh of relief]
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Lucky for us (sarcasm here) - we have a horse breeding farm. I'm absolutely sure our boys will know all about the birds and the bees from a very very young age.
so glad you posted THIS story. i am laughing just as hard as i did when i heard it the first time!
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